THE SHORT & PORTLY RUNNER'S BLOG
We run for the donuts, we jog for the snack cakes, and we stop for every single hydration station. Join the pack for Jogging Jokes & Snack-Fueled Stories from the middle of the pack. Fueled by Little Debbie, Motivated by Diabetes.
FUELED BY SNACKS • RUNNING FOR DONUTS • JOGGING FOR SNACK CAKES • SURVIVING THE CHAFE • FUELED BY SNACKS • RUNNING FOR DONUTS
The Struggle is Real
The 4 AM Betrayal
Every alarm clock at the crack of dawn is a personal insult. We're out here dodging shadows while the squirrels are still hitting snooze.
Liquid Gold
Nothing says 'I run' like the rhythmic squeak of inner thighs. Our lotion budget is officially higher than our grocery bill.
Nature's Intervals
There is no speed workout more effective than a sudden digestive crisis three miles from home. That's real performance training.
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